
Welcome to #FDT, home of the fearless frogs who leap for liberty and laugh in the face of tyranny. 🐸✨ This page celebrates those who stand up — peacefully, boldly, and creatively — against fascism, oligarchy, and oppression in all its forms. Whether you’re here for the viral inflatable frog, the satirical merch, or the message itself, this space honors the everyday people (and frogs) who believe in compassion, equality, and freedom for all. Humor is our weapon, unity is our strength, and we’ll keep ribbiting until justice echoes louder than hate.
To the Portland Frog and everyone else standing against tyranny, fascism, digtatorship and more, YOU ARE VALUED!


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I Am Anti-Fascist T-Shirt
Because loving freedom shouldn’t be controversial. 🐸
Make a statement that’s about values, not sides. The I Am Anti-Fascist tee stands for equality, compassion, and freedom — the kind that doesn’t need to shout to be heard. It’s for those who believe standing against hate and oppression is just common sense.
Soft, durable, and built for everyday wear, this shirt keeps its structure and comfort no matter how many conversations it starts.
• 100% cotton (fiber content varies by color)
• Classic unisex fit — structured but breathable
• Double-seamed sleeves and hem for long wear
• Taped neck and shoulders for comfort
• Blank product responsibly sourced
Available in forest green, navy, Irish green, black, and ash.
Whether you’re out making change or just grabbing coffee, this tee quietly says everything that needs to be said. ✊🐸
I Am Anti-Fascist 5.5" Sticker
Because freedom shouldn’t need a disclaimer. 🐸
Make your stance clear — peacefully, boldly, and with style. This I Am Anti-Fascist sticker isn’t about sides; it’s about standing for compassion, equality, and the right to exist without fear. Stick it where it counts — laptops, notebooks, water bottles, or anywhere that could use a reminder that kindness is stronger than hate.
• High-opacity vinyl — no show-through
• Durable and bubble-free for a clean finish
• Perfect for indoor or outdoor use
• Easy to apply — just clean, peel, and stick
Size: 5.5″ × 5.5″
Small sticker. Big message. ✊🐸
I Am Anti-Fascist Bold Sweatshirt
Say it loud. Say it proud. 🐸✊
Make a statement without saying a word — the I Am Anti-Fascist Bold Sweatshirt puts your values front and center in big, bold letters. Cozy, soft, and built for chilly days, this sweatshirt keeps you warm while letting everyone know where you stand: against oppression, corruption, and all things tyrannical.
50% cotton, 50% polyester — soft, durable, and pre-shrunk
Classic fit for effortless layering or solo style
1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex for a clean, comfortable finish
Air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel
Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem for long-lasting wear
Colors Available: Dark Heather, Forest Green, Navy, Black, and Ash
Pro tip: Pair it with your Froggo Freedom hoodie or FDT beanie for maximum comfort and statement-making power.
Disclaimer: White may appear off-white, and Orange may show subtle lighting shifts — because standing up to tyranny isn’t always perfectly uniform.
Wrap yourself in rebellion (and comfort) with the Froggo Freedom Tagged-Up Hoodie — featuring our fearless hero Froggo Freedom, proudly standing #FDT and leaping against dictatorship, tyranny, and all things slimy. 🐸✊ Cozy on the inside, bold on the outside, this hoodie is perfect for those who prefer their fashion with a side of freedom and satire.
95% recycled polyester, 5% spandex — soft, sustainable, and ready for action
Brushed fleece interior for ultimate comfort
Double-lined hood with design on both sides
Relaxed unisex fit — looks great on every freedom fighter
Durable overlock seams and drawstrings for long-lasting wear
Disclaimer: In double-layered areas (like pockets), subtle inner details may peek through — just a reminder that transparency is a good thing when you’re fighting corruption.
Show your support for truth, freedom, and fabulous frogs with the Froggo Freedom Hoodie — where cozy comfort meets quiet rebellion. Featuring the iconic Froggo Freedom logo, this hoodie stands tall (well, hops tall) against tyranny, corruption, and bad vibes everywhere. 🐸✨ It’s soft, warm, and perfect for those who like their streetwear with a side of satire.
100% cotton face; 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester for that soft, lived-in feel
Front pouch pocket — ideal for cold hands or secret resistance snacks
Matching flat drawstrings & 3-panel hood for a clean look
Self-fabric patch on the back for extra flair
Available in Black, Navy, Forest Green, Charcoal Heather & Purple
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For a perfect fit (and room to plot your next peaceful protest), order one size up.
I Am Anti-Fascist Hoodie
Because loving freedom shouldn’t be controversial. 🐸
This one makes a statement without shouting. The “I Am Anti-Fascist” hoodie is for people who believe in liberty, equality, and basic human decency — not dogma, division, or hate. It’s a calm reminder that being against fascism just means being for freedom.
Printed bold on the front with the full message on the back, this shirt says what matters — clearly, confidently, and with class.
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Pre-shrunk for consistent fit
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for comfort
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced responsibly
Available in black, white, forest green, royal blue, and navy.
Whether you wear it to rallies, barbecues, or just to run errands — it’s the kind of statement piece that stands for something real. ✊🐸
Add a little sparkle (and a few tears) to your life with this #FDT holographic sticker — featuring our favorite “fabulous” former president in full meltdown mode. 😭✨ Made from premium vinyl with a mesmerizing holographic finish, it’s the perfect way to let your sense of humor shine.
Hot-embossed for a deep 3D pattern that really pops
Durable vinyl — perfect for laptops, notebooks, or anywhere that needs a little extra fabulous
Easy, bubble-free application
Disclaimer: For indoor use only. Outdoor exposure may cause excessive laughter or spontaneous eye-rolling.
Make a bold statement with the FDT Long Sticker — big, unapologetic, and impossible to ignore (kind of like certain tweets). 😎 Printed on high-opacity vinyl, it’s perfect for covering other stickers, painting over nonsense, or just letting the world know where you stand.
High-opacity film — can’t see through it, just like your “fabulous” president’s promises
Easy, bubble-free application — because life’s too short for sticky fails
Durable vinyl built to last
95µ density for a premium feel
Pro tip: Clean the surface before applying — trust us, your sticker deserves a proper stage.
Say it loud (but politely) with the Tuck Frump Sticker — a clever play on words for those who love to make a statement without using actual bad language. 😏 Printed on durable, high-opacity vinyl, it’s perfect for covering old stickers, painting over nonsense, or just letting your wall, laptop, or notebook speak the truth.
High-opacity film — nothing gets through, just like your resolve
Easy, bubble-free application — because life’s too short for sticky fails
Durable vinyl built to last
95µ density for premium quality
Pro tip: Clean the surface before applying — this sticker deserves a flawless debut.
Get the ultimate sticker squad with this Tuck Frump Sticker Sheet, featuring #FDT stickers, Tuck Frump stickers, and a FCK-ICE sticker — perfect for adding a little humor and sparkle to all your favorite items. 😎 Whether it’s your laptop, notepad, or phone case, these glossy stickers give your stuff an extra pop of personality.
Glossy finish for maximum shine and attention
Fast and easy application — stick ’em without a fuss
2–3 year indoor durability — because your statement should last
Includes 0.12″ white border for a polished look
High-quality film sourced from Japan
Pro tip: Clean the surface before applying — your stickers deserve a perfect stage.
Keep your head cozy and your sense of humor even cozier with the #FDT Beanie. Perfect for chilly days, statement-making walks, or just letting everyone know where you stand — fabulously, of course. 🧢✨
100% Turbo Acrylic for warmth and comfort
12″ (30 cm) snug, form-fitting style
Hypoallergenic and hand washable — because comfort matters
Unisex style — looks good on everyone
Embroidered “#FDT” in grey for subtle, stylish rebellion
Blank product sourced from Vietnam, Bangladesh, or South Korea
Pro tip: Pair it with your favorite #FDT hoodie or tee for maximum fabulousness.
Say it loud (and stylish) with the Eye H8 Ice T Tee — the perfect way to let your wardrobe do the talking. 😎 Crafted from premium heavyweight ring-spun cotton, this tee is soft, durable, and structured for a look that’s effortlessly fabulous. Layer it or wear it solo — either way, you’re making a statement with a wink.
100% combed ring-spun cotton (Charcoal Heather & Carbon Grey are 60% cotton, 40% polyester)
Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220 g/m²) for that premium feel
Regular fit with side-seamed construction
1×1 rib at collar, single-needle edge stitch 7/8″ for lasting quality
Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
Available in Charcoal Heather, Carbon Grey, Brick Red, Black & Agave
Pro tip: Pair it with your #FDT hoodie or beanie for maximum fabulousness and subtle rebellion.
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